I'd Rather ...

"... have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotomy."
Tom Waits

"... be a lightning bolt than a seismograph."
Ken Kesey

"... vote for something I want and not get it, than vote for something I don't want and get it."
Eugene V Debs

"... stay here with all the madmen, than perish with the sadmen roaming free."
David Bowie

"... be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother."
Charles Pierce

"... eat glass."
Bijou Phillips