Friday, January 05, 2007

Rock Out With Your Cock Out


More pornographic advertising! Recently a lucky Runway Reporter was accosted with 15 large-scale dickheads wearing flashy 70's and 80's inspired sunnies at the launch of Ksubi's new Eyewear range. To quote the spluttering sheila unsure of where to look:

"Ksubi's latest fashion show pushes the boundaries as they take their sunglasses
where the sun don't shine."

Said shades were displayed proudly upon flaccid penises, whose pubic hairs were styled to resemble infamous 'dos of the famous and fabulous, and testicles were charmingly given faux mouths to add homosapien character. The image above refers directly to David Hasslehoff, and was taken from Gool, who is apparently in possession of a calendar featuring these shots, and will scan each month's photograph for your viewing pleasure.

15 comments:

Carissa Duhamel said...

LMFAO!
I do need a new calendar, actually.

mareGa said...

Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

That. Is. Too. Cute.

Isabel said...

That's just weird.

Robert Vandenbego said...

Wow! a muppet
kisses ;0)

Robert Vandenbego
Madrid, Spain
www.begomadrid.blogspot.com

Ben said...

Ahh so you are still alive. I was wondering why you had not posted any more insights. Good to see you are back with SpeedTouch Modem II. And as for the advertisment, all I have to say is "Why?".
Have Fun!

Linda said...

nice sunnies.

Anonymous said...

Ridiculous

-J.

An (ex) alien in new york said...

I never use calenders. But i might just have to get this *raises eyebrows*

S. said...

You've been tagged!
RULES: People who get tagged need to write a blog post of 6 unusual things about them as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

Anonymous said...

great afro, ha ha:-)))))

Flashy_Shades said...

egad!

Q said...

Awkward....

Anonymous said...

does anyone think porn is the only business still thriving during the credit cruch? I think many folks seek refuge in buying and wanking porn during the crunch

Anonymous said...

How do you think credit crunch affected porn?