I'm Ready-To-Wear It

Now I've never professed to be a Style Academic or Fashion Intellectual, so don't expect me to provide some kind of iconic po-mo analysis of the following designs. I just wish to share with you, dear Readers, the eye candy from the latest Spring Ready-To-Wear 2007 collections that I happen to be fond of.

Proenza Schouler: I'm mad about the muted colours, as well as the pop-tastic candy hues of these garments. The ironic socks-with-sandals and musky, pink-lipped accessories turn me on to no end. And those high-waist skirts, bustier tops and skinny-bones-jones cuts are just so sporty and wearable!

Maison Martin Margiela: Sombre, heavy-fringed rock star goes to Marianne Faithful's concert after-party, which turns out to be a huge Eyes Wide Shut-esque orgy. I deeply resented the star theme that emerged around the middle of the show.

Christopher Kane: These dresses were fucking Beautiful! Marie Antoinnette on acid, having sex with Azzedine Alaia while watching a George Michael video clip.

And ofcourse, the amazing decades-encompassing mechanical dresses at Hussein Chalayan (you really have to see this!):