Synchronised Global Orgasm

Looking for an excuse to blow your load?

Apparently Friday the 22nd of December is the appointed day for a Global Orgasm, in which anyone can participate by concentrating all their energies on world peace before and after they come.

This isn't just some sicko jerking off to the thought of millions of people fucking simultaneously, but to "add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world" according to the organisation's mission statement.

So go ahead - grab the next chick you see, start fucking her, and if she protests, then tell her it's for a good cause: "We're changing the world here, bitch, don't you want peace? Now shut up and take it for mankind."